“I Fight with Plumbing Supplies”

Dark Moon’s Steel Pipe is a 60 cm latex pipe, handpainted to look like real, tarnished dark steel. This improvised weapon goes beyond a simple metal pipe, with sculpted details so intricate that it could be mistaken for the real thing. Each end of the straight bar features fine sculpted tread, with a 9 cm external coupling fitted to the top like a mace head. A 13 cm long suede leather grip has been added to the bottom, giving it a little extra comfort when wielded against your enemies.

Future plumbers looking for piping material are advised that this item may be better for slaying mutant rodents in the post-apocalypse than running radioactive water to a sink. The Steel Pipe is not hollow, but is constructed from EVA foam around a solid fibreglass rod and a strong kevlar core tip. Safety is important and incorporated in this design--because we don’t actually want you to hurt your friends dressed up as amazing zombies! It is finished with a durable layer of latex to prevent shredding and to give it a realistic, smooth surface.

”They were murdered with the lead pipe in the library…”

• An example of a weapon you might find after the world-as-we-know-it ends
• Used as protection when you’ve inevitably run out of bullets for your gun
• Pipes are straight cylinders typically used to move liquids and gases, and require fittings such and elbows, tees, and couplings
• An ironic weapon of choice for many LARPers who have built boffers with plumbing supplies over the years