“I AM ALL EARS!”

“So? I hear you know a way to put an end to the little rascals that have taken over my workshop. My beloved workshop! What is that? Payment? Sure, I have something worth your effort. Several things in fact! My hearing is better than most, and these pointy ears of mine have picked up a few pieces of information worth their weight in platinum. So, how do you plan to remove the infestation in my beloved workshop? I am all ears!”

The Halfling Ears are moulded in a subtle pointed shape, a familiar trait of mythological creatures, such as halflings, gnomes and satyrs. These latex ears add five cm to the human ear at the helix, are sold in pairs and are modelled to cover and form-fit over the outer ear, allowing plenty of surface area to glue the prosthetic to your ear securely. As the ears are individually moulded, slight variations and minor asymmetry between the prosthetic pieces are to be expected. We encourage you to carefully apply fine scissors to adjust the prosthetics for a unique fit to your ears. Finally, we recommend attaching and removing the ear prosthetics using our Mastix Spirit Gum and Mastix Spirit Gum Remover.