“POINT TAKEN”

“You say my ears are long and pointy, but so are your fingers. I understand that this forest suffers from the disagreement between elves and men. I recall having the same discussion with your great-grandfather when he had just reached adolescence, and I was less wise than he eventually turned out to be. Lend me your ears, hear out my points, and we might avoid having the same discussion with your ancestors.”

The Long Elven Ears are ear prosthetics designed for dressing up as elves and similar otherworldly beings. The ears are long with sharp-pointed helixes and well suited for settings with clearly outlined creatures. We recommend the Elven Ears or Dark Elf Ears for a more subtle look. The ears are sold in pairs and modelled to cover and form-fit over the outer ear, allowing plenty of surface area to glue the prosthetic to your ear securely. As the ears are individually moulded, slight variations and minor asymmetry between the prosthetic pieces are to be expected. We encourage you to carefully apply fine scissors to adjust the prosthetics for a unique fit to your ears. Finally, we recommend attaching and removing the ear prosthetics using our Mastix Spirit Gum and Mastix Spirit Gum Remover.