Thigh Bone

Certain props simply speak for themselves. The Thigh Bone is one such delightfully bizarre item that belongs equally well in nearly any environment. In a crypt? Yeah. Unearthed by a manic goblin? Sure. Clutched in an ancient skeleton's bony hands or waved about the head by a mad cultist? Yes and yes. Whatever it is, whether it's a relic, a bludgeoning tool, or a strange trinket, it's the kind of thing that makes people stop and wonder, "Wait, is that a leg bone?"

Measuring around 40 cm long and shaped like a stylised human femur, the Thigh Bone is an ideal balance of realism and theatrics. The surface is detailed with texture, cracks, dimples, and weathered coloration, giving it the appearance of an old bone pulled from a tomb or battlefield. From afar, it might fool the eye. Up close, it's a prop, but one that will withstand the test of time.

Made from solid PU foam with a durable internal core, it’s lightweight, strong, and safe for LARP combat (though it leans on the firmer side of things). Whether you’re swinging it as a makeshift club, gesturing wildly during a necromantic ritual, or bonking your way through a tavern brawl, this thing can take a bit of rough play. And it looks ridiculous doing it in the best way.

There’s no right or wrong way to use this bone. Maybe it’s the sacred thigh of a martyred prophet. Maybe it’s your goblin’s chew toy. Perhaps your archaeologist character has just discovered it and doesn’t quite know what to do with it. Or maybe it’s your go-to backup weapon when everything else fails. It’s weird, it’s versatile, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

Great for fantasy, post-apocalyptic, horror, or even comedic LARP settings, the Thigh Bone fits into a wide range of costumes and characters. Add it to a shaman’s belt, a necromancer’s altar, a skeleton warrior’s kit, or a deranged druid’s staff collection. However you use it, you’ll probably get questions and maybe a few laughs.

Features:

• Approx. 40 cm long

• Shaped like a stylised human thigh bone

• Made from tough PU foam with a solid core

• Textured, hand-painted surface for an aged, realistic look

• Safe for combat use (firm)

• Great for LARP, cosplay, theatre, or display

• Easy to carry, store, and integrate into any outfit

• Perfect for characters who collect bones, worship bones, or just like to hit people with bones

You don’t always need a weapon with a name. Sometimes, a big ol’ bone will do the trick.